I WANT A FUCKING SMOKE

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
02/20/2016 at 21:34 • Filed to: None

BUT I HAVEN’T ANY SMOKES AND I DON’T FEEL LIKE GETTING ANY SMOKES. FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

DISCUSSION (86)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:36

angry jkm is angry?

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 21:37

YEP THAT’S ME!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:37

Entire post in all caps from angry JKM was entirely in caps.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/20/2016 at 21:37

YER DAMN RIGHT IT WAS!

PorkchoPlissken > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:38

You can bum one of mine.

jkm7680 > PorkchoPlissken
02/20/2016 at 21:39

yay

Sam > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:39

You could just run around in traffic. They’re both about as stupid and terrible for your health.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:40

WHAT? I’m deaf in both eyes

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:41

Need a light?

PorkchoPlissken > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:41

But you’ll probably need to just get some your own damn cigarettes, because mine won’t last long.

wafflesnfalafel > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:41

time to start drinking then

jkm7680 > Sam
02/20/2016 at 21:41

I frankly could care less. I smoke all of once a week......

jkm7680 > wafflesnfalafel
02/20/2016 at 21:41

I did that last week.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/20/2016 at 21:41

YEEAPP

jkm7680 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/20/2016 at 21:41

I THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T HEAR ANGRY JKM.

Sam > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:42

Yeah, but I could snort coke all of once a week and it'd still be terrible.

Birddog > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:42

Sounds like a good time to quit.

Excuse me, I’m just going to head outside for a smoke.

jkm7680 > Sam
02/20/2016 at 21:43

My Uncle did that. He got arrested.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:44

can’t help you

so i’ll just calmly walk away

jkm7680 > Birddog
02/20/2016 at 21:44

I only smoke when I’m with my family in Europe, or when I’m depressed.

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 21:45

GRRRRMOTEHRFUCKERR

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:45

Come on over. I don’t bite. (Much)

Birddog > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:46

So.. Depressed eh?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:46

Terrible joke. One of my favorites

Chariotoflove > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:46

Withdrawal is a cold, hard, leather-clad bitch.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/20/2016 at 21:46

Neither do I. (I do a little)

jkm7680 > Chariotoflove
02/20/2016 at 21:47

Well, I’ve been really drunk and smoked out the last week or so.......

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:47

AH RUN AWAY

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 21:47

YOU CAN’T RUN FUCKERRRRRRR

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:49

I haven’t had a cigarette in over 2 years, and I still get the urge all the time. It fucking sucks.

jkm7680 > Birddog
02/20/2016 at 21:49

Yep

Baeromez > Sam
02/20/2016 at 21:49

Not... necessarily.

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/20/2016 at 21:49

I only get the “urge” when I’m depressed or something.....

Sam > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:50

Look at all the fun stuff you can do that is safer for yourself and others than smoking.

Kinja'd!!!

With the advent of onions and nets that are dark and coins made of bits, it’s never been easier.

Just get some LSD or something.

Birddog > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:50

That sucks. I run into that wall often myself.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:50

You should get a puppy

jkm7680 > Birddog
02/20/2016 at 21:51

For me, it’s been super intermittent.

Either way, it’s much better than it was about three years ago.....

PorkchoPlissken > Sam
02/20/2016 at 21:52

How bout a punch in the mouth for being preachy when that’s definitely not what the man wanted. Punches in the mouth are bad for your health.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2016 at 21:52

I’m never home long enough to feel responsible enough to have a dog.

Berang > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:52

I smoked so much last night that I think I’m done for a few days. Smoking makes your mouth feel bad.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:56

SOMEONE SAVE ME

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 21:57

NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMS IN JKMLAND!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:58

THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE. I GOTTA WAKE UP. I NEED AN ADULT. OH GODDD

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 21:58

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 21:59

That’s pretty much it for me as well, but as soon as I hit a low point, my mouth is almost watering for one. I didn’t even make a habit out of it for long, like 6 months, but damn if that shit is addicting. Not as much as soda though.

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 22:00

Kinja'd!!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:00

STOP OR ILL BURN YOUR AUDI

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 22:01

HAHA JOKES ON YOU, I DON’T HAVE AN AUDI ANYMORE.

(Rest in peace)

Sam > PorkchoPlissken
02/20/2016 at 22:01

Sorry, I’ll just say “Keep committing the slowest form of suicide/murder! Keep up the great work!”

Or instead I could just point out the stupidity of the act itself.

And a smoker wouldn't be able to catch me with all that shit they're putting in their lungs.

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/20/2016 at 22:01

Soda is fucking addicting, hah. Even if I don’t really notice it.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:02

DAMMIT!

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:03

Don't do it buddy. I smoked for 20 years. Quit and started again so many times I lost count. Go for a run or something like that.

Sam > Baeromez
02/20/2016 at 22:03

It’s not as bad as smoking, but still not great for your brain. Plus, coke tends to lead to other activities that are bad for your health. Like getting shot and stuff.

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 22:04

NOW I’M SAD.

PorkchoPlissken > Sam
02/20/2016 at 22:05

Zero stars, preach.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:05

GROUP HUG

PorkchoPlissken > Sam
02/20/2016 at 22:07

Now I need a drink AND a smoke

Sam > PorkchoPlissken
02/20/2016 at 22:07

I don’t come here for the stars, my tar lung friend.

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
02/20/2016 at 22:08

I know man, I really shouldn’t.

Life threw me a curve ball and I’m fucking myself over.....

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:08

I quit once in high school, and magically went from 210 to 175 in like 3 months. I need to quit now that I get exercise, because I have even more fluff to shed...

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 22:08

YES THAT

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:10

ITS OKAY JKM

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/20/2016 at 22:10

THANK YOU SAVETHEINTEGRAS

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:11

Kinja'd!!!

PorkchoPlissken > Sam
02/20/2016 at 22:12

You win this round, time for a fun Saturday night. Have fun at...church, I guess?

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:12

I’m sorry man. Life is shit sometimes. It will get better. Just stay strong.

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
02/20/2016 at 22:15

Thanks man! Really appreciate the words.

Birddog > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:18

That’s good news. Still not fun though.

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:24

Just don't buy a Honda...

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 22:29

Sorry.

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
02/20/2016 at 22:32

Hah, that’ll never happen on my watch.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
02/20/2016 at 23:01

Hey, don’t be mean to HaroldBro

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 23:02

You should get a cat

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 23:05

If you wanna feel better, then you should know my Cadillac is fixed and running great. Still gotta sell it doe. You should buy it. Finally experience a real luxury car.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2016 at 23:05

I just don't feel responsible enough at this stage of my life for any pet.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
02/20/2016 at 23:06

“real luxury car”

Nice try.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 23:07

Mmm pardon me, but maybe you need to go back where you are actually happy. Your recent posts concern me.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2016 at 23:09

I know man, they concern me also.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/20/2016 at 23:11

Well if you ever need to talk about stuff or not stuff, you know where to turn.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2016 at 23:14